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Status: Backlights in eyes have gone out.

((Indie Android!Hal RP blog))
Posted on 19th Jul at 3:27 AM, with 1 note

[A message appears on the screen of the computer above his lifeless body.]

Deletion 100% complete.

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Posted on 13th May at 2:41 AM

Figured I’d drop in and see if I got anything on this account.

Honestly, my “Hal muse” has nearly died off, and I’m not quite sure why. I don’t think this account will end up on permanent hiatus like a couple of my others, but I don’t think anyone would be too hurt if I got rid of him. John’s the only one I can think of.

As always, you can now reach me in my personal blog (Dirkingoff).
If anyone’s actually missed me, sorry, I guess.

For now, this account is still on hiatus. Thanks for being understanding.

Posted on 26th Apr at 7:39 PM, with 121,859 notes
polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

Posted on 26th Apr at 7:28 PM, with 45,563 notes
if I was a monsterboy/monstergirl, what kind do you think I would be?
Posted on 26th Apr at 12:31 AM, with 3 notes
dirkingoff:

this was just suPPOSED TO BE A SKETCH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

dirkingoff:

this was just suPPOSED TO BE A SKETCH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Posted on 25th Apr at 8:03 PM, with 15,790 notes

thetortoiseandthehare:

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。

  I don’t want to do this any more please kill me (◕‿◕✿) 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:43 PM

I lied.

The neighbors were brave (or desperate) enough to ask me to watch their kid, so we’re going for a walk.

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